Q-Martians Me:"I love going to Q-Mart. Such good people watching." Ogremonger:"Yeah but . . ." Me:"I know, they're watching me too."
Me:"When I was younger and had really long hair, I'm sure that they were looking at me like one of the weirdos."
Me:"I went in one day after buzzing my head & felt like everyone was smiling at me"
Me:"Nobody smiles at me now, but they all smile at Tallulah."
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